Hello.

How To Lose A Man In 10 Days is on… Lmao give me 10 seconds and I can repulse and lose a man.

c-hillvibes:

wow this
teenagedaddy:

-everysecond:

jason’s losing his virginity tonight


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Hey Deanna, if I hit myself in the crotch with a bat, will I break cereal boy’s penis? Cause I’d like to.

vaspim:

3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways

BERNARD

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